I am a relationship decoder! Yes, you heard that right—I crack the code of love faster than your favorite social media app predicts your next obsession.
How did I get here? Well, let’s rewind to my childhood. I was born with some pretty special gifts (and no, not just an uncanny ability to guess what’s for dinner). But here’s the twist: I thought everyone could see the future, had a gut feeling so strong it might as well have been a GPS, and heard things that others couldn’t. Spoiler alert: they didn’t. My gifts were dialed up to max, but since no one around me was on my wavelength, I hit the mute button.
Fast forward to 2009, when Mr. Big (yes, that Mr. Big) entered my life. He helped me rediscover my gifts, and we had a blast playing with my energetic superpowers—way more fun than Monopoly, trust me. Mr. Big was like a never-ending puzzle. And me? I became a master decoder, with a twist of “spiritual scientist” thrown in for good measure. I even enlisted the help of top psychologists and scientists to help me figure him out. He was a lot, like drinking from a firehose, but in the most fascinating way!
During my time with Mr. Big (aka my human lab experiment), I unlocked all the secrets of the male species. Seriously, this guy had all the archetypes covered! What I didn’t realize at the time was that these lessons would become sacred skills. Now, I use them to help women like you decode your relationships. It’s like I can see the code of your relationship—not quite The Matrix, but close. In just 15 minutes, I can whip up a “Spiritual Prescription” to get you closer to your desires.
Just like social media algorithms know your every move, relationships have their own secret codes. And lucky for you, I’ve got the decoder ring. Whether your love life feels like a Sudoku puzzle or a game of Tetris, I’m here to help you crack the code.